These should put a smile on your face!
Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a skyscraper ?
A: A high jumper!
Q: What do you get if you cross a road with a safari park ?
A: Double yellow lions!
Q: What do you get if you cross an artist with a policeman ?
A: A brush with the law!
Q: What do you get if you cross a skunk and a pair of tennis rackets ?
A: Ping pong!
Q: What do you get if you cross a tin opener, a vampire and a cricket team ?
A: An opening bat!
Q: What do you get if you cross a computer with a vampire ?
A: Something new fangled!
Q: What do you get if you cross a bear with a freezer ?
A: A teddy brrrrr!
Q: What colour is a burp?
A: Burple!
Q: What kind of a ship doesn’t break?
A: Friend-ship!
Q: What did the teddy bear say when he was offered some lunch?
A: No thanks, I’m stuffed!
Q: What do you call a cow in a earthquake?
A: A milkshake!
Q: What do smart birds like to study?
A: Owl-gebra!
Q: What do you call a computer superhero?
A: A Screen Saver.
Q: Why did the computer cross the road?
A: To get a byte to eat.
Q: Who chases computer criminals?
A: A hacker-tracker.
Q: What do you get if you cross a computer with an elephant?
A: Lots of Memory.
Q: What do you get when you cross a dog and a computer?
A: A machine that has a bark worse than its byte.
Q: Why was the computer so angry?
A: Because it had a chip on its shoulder.
Q: Why did the computer get glasses?
A: To improve its websight.
Q: Why did the computer sneeze?
A: It had a virus.
Q: Where do computers go to dance?
A: The disk-o
Q: Where do cool mice live?
A: In mousepads.
Q: What do you get if you cross a sheep and a space ship ?
A: Apollo neck woolly jumpers
Q: What do you get if you cross a pair of dogs with a hairdresser ?
A: A shampoodle and setter !
Q: What do you get if you cross a helicopter with a cornish pasty ?
A: Pie in the sky !
Q: What do you get if you cross a ice cream with a dog ?
A: Frost-bite !
Q: What do you get if you cross a cow with a grass cutter ?
A: A lawn mooer !
Q:
Why was Cinderella so bad at football?
A: Because she had a pumpkin for a coach
Q:
What’s a ghost’s favourite fruit?
A: Boo–berry
Q:
What did one flea say to the other flea?
A: Shall we walk or take the dog?
Q:
Where do you find a prehistoric cow?
A: In a Moo-seum
Q:
What bow can’t you tie?
A: A rainbow
Q:
Why did the bird go to hospital?
A: To get tweet–ment
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